This is Brian.

This is Brian if he possibly ever had "Neon Sign" special powers...or perhaps ate a hot pink neon sign.

This is Brian if he possibly ever had a strange "Pink Disease"...or ate a lot of saltwater taffy.

This is Brian if he possibly ever was some kind of "Tattooed Alien"...or someone let him wax artistic with a magic marker.

This is Brian if he possibly ever was a "Lizard"...or...a lizard?

This is Brian if he possibly ever was a "Pirate"...Yes, I do suppose that he possibly never was a very "good" pirate. Either that, or he possibly was the pirate visionary that invented sunglasses...he just did not quite get the kinks out of the prototype--also, which possibly did not help out his pirate career.

And, finally, this is Brian if he possibly ever had a child with "Bubba"...wow, it looks just like him! That explains a lot... Okay, that was a sick joke. ;)~ Praise Jesus!