You are a hamster,
Fluffy and sweet.
You smell like poop;
You taste like meat--
Yum.
Afterthought: I wrote this for an old, yet very young, friend of mine--named Joel (or Eliweliab Fransisco, if you're in a van with him on the way to Louisiana)--about his hamster. His sister wrote to my sister and my sister related it to me--so, I immediately wrote this poem. Good times were had by all. Well, I enjoyed it, anyway. :) They wouldn't expect anything less from me. :D